i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Vodka?
Forever.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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