Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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