i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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