At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Randomize
