Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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