i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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