Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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