PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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