i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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