He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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