i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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