I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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