She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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