I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
We need to get me chipped asap
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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