So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
