Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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