Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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