You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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