Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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