I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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