is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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