if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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