i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I smell like Dick and happiness
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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