This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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