people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
