That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I want her autograph on my taint
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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