I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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