i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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