she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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