You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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