She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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