P.S. I can't hear my feet
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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