Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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