Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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