Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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