I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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