He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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