Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
