It's Friday. Sex?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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