You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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