so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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