so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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