Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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