This girl is more easily done than said...
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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