haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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