16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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