Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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