Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Randomize
