talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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