sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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