he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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