Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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