I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I want to be your penis for a week.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
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