Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Randomize
