at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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