Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Randomize
