Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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